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Post by Magyar Királyság on Nov 4, 2011 20:55:20 GMT
Now I know sometimes people get a little carried away at work with practical jokes, but you have to admit some are really screaming funny (even though someone might get in trouble). be careful with some of these so you don't cause a problem where you work. Anyone reading these posts needs to have an open mind and not be too squeamish. Try not to post anything to overly gross or offensive. We don't want the forum police to get anyone in trouble!
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Post by Magyar Királyság on Nov 4, 2011 21:11:29 GMT
I'll start off with the first one...
A couple of years ago I was working in this small video game store. There were four of us and we had to take care of the cleaning of the store including the bathrooms. The only ones who really ever used it were just us guys that worked there. We weren't pigs or slobs and we pretty much knew eachother. One of the guys that worked with us was a real clean freak germaphobe. He always cringed everytime it was his turn to clean that bathroom. Right before this germaphobe was going to clean the bathroom, a customer asked to use it. That rarely ever happened, and he seemed to be ok. I don't know what this guy ate but he really blow up the bathroom. The smell was so bad we had to open the store doors and windows. The germaphobe freaked and refused to go in there and clean after the customer left.
The following week it was his turn to clean it. There was a homeless guy hanging around the dumpster next to one of the stores in the strip mall where we were. I went out and gave the guy $10 if he would come into the store and ask to use the bathroom right before germaphobe was going to clean it. Earlier that week, I went to Spencer's and bought the grossest looking fake dripping poop I could find. The homeless guy came in on cue and asked to use the bathroom. Germaphobe, decked out in his gloves, dust mask with mop in hand, was nervously gesturing to me not to let the guy use it. As the homeless guy got out of the bathroom, I had germaphobe empty the trash so we could "let the bathroom air out". While he was out emptying the trash, I snuck into the bathroom and put the fake drippy poop around the toilet seat and lit one of those sulfur stink bombs. Germaphobe came back, opned the bathroom door and really freaked out! I went over and picked up the fake poop with my bare hands. He started to letch and threw up in the trash can.
After he calmed down I showed him that the poop was fake. Boy was he pissed! He not only still had to clean the bathroom but he also had to clean up the pewk he left in and around the trash can. But that's what he gets for not having someone else do his cleaning duties for him!
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Post by MadDogMaximus on Nov 4, 2011 23:43:56 GMT
Don't know if I'm suppost to be here but I just had to read this. Damn! This is fricken funny. You did the right thing. These germaphobe kooks are just trying to get out of doing work. I worked with a couple guys like that that wouldn't do certain things because they said they were never told they'd have to clean floors, empty trash or clean bathrooms. They're just lazy and think other people should do it. Right on, man!
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Post by Tlatoani Azteca on Nov 5, 2011 21:49:47 GMT
That's a bit hard core but funny!
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Post by Xanxabara on Nov 5, 2011 22:40:56 GMT
That's cruel but I still would love to have seen it on UTube!
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