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Post by G-Tech on Sept 17, 2012 12:00:06 GMT
You people are terrible  Just think of those poor muffins Aren't they though? It pains me to say it but..."This is what Basileus hath wrought." Perverts and sex monkeys. But they add a little something to the forum. I have no idea what just yet. Give me some time; I will come up with something. Hot air and internet stereotypes! I gotcha covered on da 'tinking 'ting. That said, I recently decimated a warm plate of banana muffins. They are simply divine with a hint of melted butter. |
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Sept 17, 2012 15:56:04 GMT
G-Tech that whole last sentence can be taken terribly considering how much in the gutter this conversation has gone
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Post by G-Tech on Sept 17, 2012 19:41:03 GMT
I wouldn't exactly call that taken terribly actually.... just kinkily.
Not to mention incorrectly.
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Sept 18, 2012 18:16:48 GMT
Kinky? I dunno if its that or just wrong...
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Post by Sabastos on Sept 18, 2012 22:22:57 GMT
Kinky comes to mind. And Imp is right. Bas is to blame for all things perverted.
Since TRE seems to be so into his "muffins" We can call him "muffin man" I wonder what Xanxa's muffins would taste like...?
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Post by G-Tech on Sept 19, 2012 2:08:51 GMT
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man? Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane-o?
I would rather not speculate on the flavor of Xanxa's muffins. Unless she prefers to make some for me, in which case I would humbly request blueberry muffins with a white sugar crackle on the top... mmm I may have to go make those, they sound so good in my mind.
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Sept 24, 2012 18:20:53 GMT
Why are all our conversations sounding so freaking terrible these days...
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Post by G-Tech on Sept 26, 2012 0:01:27 GMT
I blame your dirty mind. Go play with your friend's daughter, it'll help you get risque matters out of your grey matter.
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Sept 26, 2012 17:02:09 GMT
No no no G-Tech, my plan is a such, I wait for you to have a daughter. Bide my time for 18 years. Then bam! I'll be damn old and realize that your daughter I was lusting over was actually your son.
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Post by G-Tech on Sept 28, 2012 14:40:20 GMT
Well my firstborn child IS assured to be a son due to familial genetics... besides, don't you already have other youngn's to hanker after?
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Sept 28, 2012 19:03:03 GMT
I do, but I'm not a fan of hitting on people I know. Which is why I generally remain single I just don't like to ruin the friendship I have with a person. Relationships are the easiest way to ruin friendship, did it once, won't do it again if I can avoid it. Also I'm willing to put $5 on you not having a son as a first child |
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Post by G-Tech on Sept 30, 2012 13:58:01 GMT
Heh, see I have the opposite view: all my good relationships have come out of friendships. In fact, I likely make many female friendships out of a subconscious undercurrent of "I would tap that if I was single". Damnably mercenary of my subconscious, but its worked out positively dandy for me. Plus I find jumping straight into a relationship with a (near) stranger has a high probability of finding out you really don't like them shortly after the first night.
You're on! In familial terms, everyone in my immediate family has had a boy-child as their firstborn up to my grandfathers on both my mum and dad's sides of the family. I believe the odds are distinctly in my favor.
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Oct 1, 2012 16:08:26 GMT
Well G-Tech I suppose that works for you, but for us, very anti-social people who have very few friends (on purpose) the risk of even one of the those female friends on a failed courtship would be catastrophic in terms of losing 1/3 of possible friends And usually those losses are not easily recoverable as anti-social people are shut ins by definition. Also I will demand photo evidence before I cough up that 5 bucks |
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Oct 1, 2012 16:09:49 GMT
Actually no, I don't want photo evidence as I realize there is only one type of photo that could accurately portray the gender. Soooo I'll settle for like a birth certificate picture or something....
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Post by G-Tech on Oct 4, 2012 5:00:53 GMT
You have very few friends on purpose? Now that ain't any sort of fun in the least. Gotta have at least one set of drinking buddies for every day of the week, a girlfriend with an apartment for every morning after every night of drinking, a mate in every class to take notes for you, at least a few pieces of eye candy in every subject to study with.... people are just damn necessary for many parts of life.
Birth certificate it is then!
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Just think of those poor muffins
