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Post by G-Tech on Sept 17, 2012 19:39:09 GMT
I can't believe Zimbabweans would choose a crazed dictator who destroys their country's economy and standards of living, not to mention personal freedoms, over a slightly-racist but fiscally and economically sound leader who maintained Rhodesia as the example of how Africa could prosper.
But hey, people are crazy. ^ proof
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Andropoland
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Post by Andropoland on Sept 17, 2012 20:32:45 GMT
But he's only half-black... and there are no white people in Kenya.  There used to be, but then they were quickly dispatched by crazy people with pointy sticks. |
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Sept 18, 2012 13:00:01 GMT
Like the communists did to the Tzars |
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Post by G-Tech on Sept 19, 2012 2:06:18 GMT
Hmmm.... methinks when choosing betwixt pointy sticks and bayonets/bullets, I would choose the pointy sticks. The whites largely just got run out of Africa as their behinds were poked with pointy sticks. The Tsars.... got poked with bayonets and tickled with bullets. Not my cup of tea, if you follow me.
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Sept 24, 2012 18:19:52 GMT
True, at least you can run from the pointy sticks, bullets a bit harder. Mind you Kenyans tend to run really fast...
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Post by G-Tech on Sept 25, 2012 23:59:13 GMT
Sometimes being a white person is no fun at all. We can out-swim Africans, in most cases, but they've cunningly filled all their waterways with deadly wildlife, affording the fleeing colonialist no recourse from pointy objects. Not very sporting of them in the least.
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Sept 26, 2012 17:03:05 GMT
You could always just eat those creatures in the water beforehand, good planning if you ask me
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Post by G-Tech on Sept 28, 2012 14:42:10 GMT
Fah! I've had alligator jerky: it isn't appetizing in the least, let me assure you. I surmise crocodile would taste lamentably similar. It would almost be better to be poked with pointy sticks than have to ensure that culinary abomination for a second time.
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Sept 28, 2012 19:00:58 GMT
Yes but that way they don't eat you!
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Post by Exarchos on Sept 29, 2012 2:11:06 GMT
You guys have a real gift for taking a topic and turning it in to something else. It's truly amazing to see how you two transform topics. It's so smooth you don't realize it until you've finished reading the last one.
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Post by G-Tech on Sept 30, 2012 14:00:59 GMT
@ TRE: I believe the proper course of action in that case would be to kill the nasty beasties, make them in to jerky, sell the resultant confectionery abomination to someone who DOES like it, then buy cheesecake and whisky with the profit. Capitalism at work *nods*
@ Exarchos: Tis indeed an art form. Poetry in motion, truly.
But really, it makes me laugh. What can I say, I am a spastic conversationalist.
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Post by Imperator Rex on Sept 30, 2012 21:49:39 GMT
"Spastic Conversationalist" I love it! Excellent choice of words! A fine alternative to being a "Chatty Cathy"
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Oct 1, 2012 16:03:26 GMT
@g-Tech: Well if you don't like the jerky why would assume anyone else would? Wouldn't it make more sense to make alligator leather boots or something? Though I do like your plan for the profits...
@exar: It's amazing to me too....
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Post by G-Tech on Oct 4, 2012 4:58:32 GMT
Some people will eat anything.
As my proof I submit to you this evidence: curry, fried grasshoppers, chocolate-covered spiders legs, and shark fin soup.
Thus my plan is infallible and I shall soon feast upon gnosh and cheescake in quantities fit for a decadently capitalist glutton.
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