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Post by Adriaticus on Apr 27, 2012 2:04:25 GMT
[OOC: Where have I seen this before?]
Adriaticus knocks over TRE as he is transported into his drunken stupor on his way to G-Tech's castle. He brings with him a couple of 12 year old computer geeks who hack into G-Tech's alarm and deactivate the lock on G-Tech's vault. The vault door opens up and Adriaticus sneeks inside. He breaks the gilded glass containing the flag and takes it. He then runs out of the castle leaving the 12 year old kids to fight off the watch dogs and divert G-Tech as he stumbles out of his bed chamber to see why the dogs are making so much noise. Once out of the G-Tech Complex of Evil, Adriaticus boards his nitro equipped personal rocket and is catapulted to a remote beach on the west side of the Complex of Evil where he then takes a submarine back to the Adriatic Confederation. Once he reaches the AC, Adriaticus hoists the flag in front of the Confederal Chancery.
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Apr 27, 2012 23:11:37 GMT
Shocked at the loss of my sandwich I see a man in frilly clothes disappear into the depths of the castle. Shrugging I move back to eat the sandwich when I notice it is gone. I look frantically around only to notice that a small child with the half eaten sandwich in hand disappears after Adria (ooc: Not spelling that out). A rage consumes me as I have never before experienced. I run (by which I mean stagger) into the castle only to see Adria run down an opposite hill, with my half sandwich clearly in his hands, though it looks bigger, more colorful, and blurry then when I had last seen it. Marching over the half eaten corpses of some ugly children I open the armory door. I don heavy combat gear, arm myself with 4 pistols, an assault rifle, shotgun, and reload my meat supply on my utility belt. I then proceed to leave the castle, slip on some blood and knock my head on the ground, rendering me unconscious.
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Post by G-Tech on Apr 27, 2012 23:49:34 GMT
G-Tech rushes down the stairs from his bedchamber as alarms wail and his hounds make mauling sounds. After stopping momentarily- to shudder as he considers precisely what mauling sounds are -he steps to the main gate of his massive fortress, only to find some blood and bits of..... children?? The horror! Some fiendish madman with an army of emaciated children must have assailed his keep. He runs to the wall and slaps the PA. With a series of barked orders G-Tech calls out the Corporation Bandsmen that apparently were all busy sleeping in their barracks whilst mere pets devoured the intruders.
He dashes to his personal armory as the men arm up and warm up their pursuit vehicles. G-Tech dons a heavy set of personal ablative armor, then reaches for his assault rifle. His hand gropes in thin air and his eyes goggle as he stares at the space where his weapon should be... it is mysterious missing. Quite uncanny. Due to this lack he grabs a minigun and lugs it over to the departure bay where the men of his Band are ready to embark on their mission to recover the pilfered flag. He mounts the lead 'thopter and the two dozen vehicles of the pursuit take to the air. The pilot calls out as the fly a search pattern around the fortress: his keen eyes have spotted an abandoned rocket pack and footsteps leading into the water of the west beach.
G-Tech immediately tosses a sonar buoy out of the rear of the hovering 'thopter, and the pinging echoes show up a submersible fleeing west. He grins predatorialy then orders the craft to depth-charge the foe to the surface. Blank stares greet his remark and he slaps his forehead in chagrin. This last batch of 'thopters, while fast and heavily armored, didn't come with that particular upgrade. Damnation! With no way to attack the vessel while it remains under water he orders the pursuit wing to follow at a safe distance and determine the origin of the thief.
After many long hours of tracking the submarine they begin to approach the shoreline of a country called the Adriatic Confederation. So! Then the one who stole his flag is a denizen of this land... they would pay for their transgress into his affairs. As the man exists the chariot of his nefarious scheme a Band sniper pulls a bead on him, but G-Tech orders the man not to fire: revenge would be personal.
He rapples out of his 'thopter and his boots embed themselves in the soft loamy soil of the lowlands of the area around a large city. The thief entered a huge building shortly in front of him, and G-Tech makes haste after him, intent on recapturing his stolen property. Once inside the doors he incapacitates two guards at the entrance with quick jabs to the temple, and pads his prize. The halls are long and ornate, their floors replendent in white marble and the pillars glinting with hints of silver gilding.. an unfit environment for such a fetid man as the thief he pursued. Ahead of him the man himself pushes open enormous oak panelled doors, and then attaches the flag to a pole in a central courtyard of the monolithic building. With furtive steps G-Tech creeps up behind him as the thief smiles at the supposed success of his plot, then clouts him soundly over the head with a nightstick. The thief drops bonelessly, out cold, and G-Tech pulls the flag back down from its perch. Furling it carefully he puts it back on its original display pole, then retraces his steps back to the beach.
The Corporation 'thopters take off with the flag on board with the setting sun at their back and make for G-Tech's fortress.
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Post by G-Tech on Jun 11, 2012 15:27:36 GMT
I am sad that my awesome post of WIN killed this thread.....
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Jun 26, 2012 10:30:57 GMT
TRE wakes up in a daze, only to realize there are several 'thopters clearly making way for his ally's fortress. Grabbing his assault rifle loaded with depleted uranium ammunition, TRE fires upon the lead aircraft. Due to shear luck or skill, impossible to say which in a condition of severe grogginess, the pilot in the lead 'thopter is shot through the head. The results of the following scene only continues to stun the amazed TRE, the lead 'thopter swerves first the left, then the right hitting two other 'thopters on both sides. Those 'thopters then proceed to systematically ram into other 'thopters, then they hit others, and in a span of only a couple minutes the whole squadron of 'thopters has crashed to the ground. TRE stands dumbfounded, looks to his gun, then back to the wreckage and does a victory dance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1npWhzBJAzA(watch without sound  ) After a couple minutes of dancing TRE skips gayly over to the wreckage where he sees a hand protruding from under steel sheets of metal grasping firmly onto the Flag! With haste TRE runs over and grabs the flag, but the damnable hand won't let go. Getting angry TRE starts smacking the hand with the but of his gun, with loud cracking noises being heard. Finally the hand is too weak to resist and TRE takes the Flag. As he was about to depart in victory TRE looks to the other side of the piece of metal and sees another arm protruding, this one holding an open bottle of champagne. This time the hand let go rather quick (after a few helpful hits with the rifle) and bottle was his! The label indicated it was Armand de Brignac, but TRE didn't care! It was time to celebrate! He then skipped off into the distance thinking how proud G-Tech would be for he had recovered the flag from the enemy!...Odd that it was heading towards the castle....but the champagne soon solved those thoughts |
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Post by Xanxabara on Jun 26, 2012 23:36:42 GMT
...skips gayly? You're kidding, right? Does anyone really do that anymore? Post a YouTube of that.
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Post by The Ruescher Empire on Jun 27, 2012 0:10:26 GMT
I was gonna say frolic but truly I'm not as I am trying to get somewhere. And yes! People skip! Usually not around witnesses but it does happen!
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